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Created 2017-05-04 1:00:42 PM
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ASR: en

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what's going on guys I am Matthias and

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welcome to okay where you guys send me

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your Photoshop fails that you either

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made or you found and I tell you whether

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they're a win or a fail and each one is

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a win my book cuz I like fails too so

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yay

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by the way Bryan's here and he's just

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like crawling all over my floor what

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today's Photoshop fails are all about

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food okay food let's begin first time

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I'm doing this Photoshop challenge is

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this a win or a fail oh at first I

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didn't even recognize it it's you dude

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oh nasty it's like a sushi slug it's

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like a sushi escargot um that's pretty

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good though I mean the work feels good

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it feels like that was actually on there

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was that not actually on there

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like a slug saw somehow got underneath

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and like every one of the restaurant was

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like ah alright that's the win this is

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definitely a fail I don't understand it

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potato dog a potato dog there's just

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like no context or anything YouTube

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forever 16 what are you thinking dude

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you've never heard of potato two potato

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dogging that's trendy I don't think so I

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knew it wasn't a thing that's trending

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however this is terrifying oh this is by

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Ashley and by the way I call it

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Applejack because it an apple and

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jacksepticeye's face oh my word that's

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jacksepticeye's face on an apple that's

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terrifying

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what happened if you picked up an apple

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turned it around and that was looking at

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you

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oh it's scream you scream and slam it on

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the ground so hard that it's splattered

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and jacksepticeye's face and head would

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be applesauce yeah and then you could

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have jacksepticeye applesauce

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yeah I don't think that um I wouldn't

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eat it fail

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photo fail food mathias gen pi oh it's a

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dog hey that's not bad I kind of dig it

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and it has the whole appeal of like

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looking like someone just like you know

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took a picture because it's so low

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quality you know anything like when you

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photoshop in low quality it makes it

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look more legit the broccoli dog you

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shave off its head eat it for dinner and

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then by the next dinner time it's grown

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back at me so we're just shaving your

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dog's head just to eat

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hey man people shave their cats so they

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have cat hair so that they can make

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crafts with it oh wow this is not bad do

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you see how I knows right now is it

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twitching yeah oh dude this is the

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weirdest experience I know feels so

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weird dude its pulsating dude what dude

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what is I feel it dude I've never felt

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that before what's in your coffee ah

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this is a fail I need it and I don't

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want to eat a turtle shave midnight ah

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ah this is so bad it's so good that it's

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bad oh my gosh dude Trump's face this is

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horrible dude cringe cringe cringe

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cringing so freaking hard dude that's

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like Jabba the Hutt good job of the Hutt

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dude guys I give this a fail a Flynn

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it's a flim it's a win because it makes

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me cringe so hard but so good when Bryan

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is home alone PS made ice cream vanilla

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for you Bryan

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just put your random food in there Bryan

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picked out all these photo failed for me

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to look at of course you would pick this

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out you just look at this and you're

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like this might dream come true I was

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like wait that's all your hand how many

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hands do you have why and dude seriously

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veggie pizza I wanna have some respect

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you got cookies Doritos ice cream

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pop-tarts french fries Mountain Dew and

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veggie pizza that's gonna balance out

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all the bad stuff that's in there no no

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that'll do it fail

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dog chasing hamburger with wrath kid

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version look up RAF kid mediocre but now

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it's a raft kid

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what a drag got it who somebody is that

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like a meme or something

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draft kid I want to believe I don't I

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don't know if I understand this meme

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kind of funny though okay I'm getting it

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alright just for that rap kid mean wins

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this is wimp

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I didn't make it I just found it now

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that's just mean

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dude this granny she was just mind her

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own business she saw you coming from a

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mile away that's why she had that

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expression on her face she saw you

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coming she knew you're gonna do this

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that's just mean I call that a fail a

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good photo shot down no real hope you

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like it it's bad I know you have no idea

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how bad it is

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licky lick we could talk about this man

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doesn't fail

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lady pair I didn't make this but it

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seemed to be funny at the time that's

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pretty good a lot of freckles that's

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very accurate with people and pairs blue

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eyes though that's inaccurate you'd

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never see a pair of blue eyes

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that's pale what no blue eyed pairs I've

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never seen that have you that is the

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only reason look how good that is big

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noses offend me that's why I never look

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in the mirror strawberry frog wow the

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texture on that frog looks delicious you

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know when I want to eat a frog you know

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that the photo shop has been done well I

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give this one a win because I want to

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taste it but also I really don't and it

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leaves me feeling incredibly confused

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and when I'm confused

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I'm delighted oh boy this poor orange

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someone someone's scalping this orange

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dude and he's terrified of it although I

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would be too if someone was scalping me

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and peeling me and then eating my brains

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that's a win I dig it that's a win this

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is not mine I find this attire appealing

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I don't think you know the word that

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you're using but that's that's pretty

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buddy it's like a fish banana it's a fun

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Anna or a bish

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you know banana fish hey be quiet don't

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be a bitch

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all right dude that sounds so bad fish

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the I Sh fish yeah it's a win good job

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on the fish fish

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I didn't make this why is no one make

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their own there's a lot there's so many

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like Photoshop about foods and dogs

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white people like food so much nevermind

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I love food I understand it it's a

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Bashan yeah it's the type of dog you

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have would you eat this then I said -

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would you eat this then what actually

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makes me really sad so you wouldn't eat

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a Bashan sushi roll No

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so it's a fail that's Mike's dog

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everybody don't eat it

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behold the new breed of horses the hot

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dogger fast and tasty see this is great

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you know because after you're done

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racing and your old famished because

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you're working so hard you can just see

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it your horse although you can

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technically do that in the real world -

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it's just frowned upon yeah horse meat

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and it would take a long time you can't

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just bite out of the horse right when

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doe not disturb me I hope you like it I

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have no idea how to pull this off but

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I'm happy let's see what we got here oh

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wait what is this me why does it not

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look like me though why does it look

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like me and also not look like me what

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am i doing to the donut I don't know but

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I want Donuts that big ah does it's

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exciting me and confusing you at the

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same time that makes it a win give me

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the donuts please I don't have Photoshop

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and I made this on a phone app with my

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finger oh it's a dragon shrimp it's a

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shrimp dragon the the creator didn't say

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let's see you mesh the butterfly the

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shrimp and the cat what is he called uh

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cringe fly a crimper fly yo nice a

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crimper fly no I think it's a dragon I

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think it's a mini dragon wouldn't it be

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cool if they had like little dragons

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that big and like they look like that

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and they just fly around and like you

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know maybe free burn you with their

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flame breath you wouldn't have to get a

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haircut

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hey wen

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Oh pizza face dude that's what you call

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it a teenager with a bunch of okay okay

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you've never heard of that term before

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oh I've heard of it it's just been a

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while since someone called me that okay

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it's bringing back memories do the film

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back what I'm getting triggered dude

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okay so Michael G I got your I got your

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twitter twitter handle there dude blue

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ha ha I got that Twitter handle I got

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you dude I go I got my eyes on you let's

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pay it's clearly a fail because it's

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inaccurate look at this blue this

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beautiful face beats a play button

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please make this a thing you do for

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those who have 10 subscribers ok so

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someone took a picture of me with my

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golden play button yeah that's right

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golden and turned it into a pizza and

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for some reason now I wish I got that

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these now that gold play buttons just

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sitting in the corner over here I could

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have used that look at that face right

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there I was hungry that day and I didn't

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know what to do obviously I couldn't eat

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my golden play button I was lost

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just a kid just a kid just a kid lost

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and alone and hungry with a gold play

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button that's a win good job now give me

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some real pizza

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I Photoshop Luna eating ice cream enjoy

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Wow they actually found like a little

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baby little baby hand this is very

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dangerous okay this is irresponsible you

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can't feed babies ice cream okay what if

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it's breast milk ice cream

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breast milk cream ice cream that could

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be a thing right dude that could be a

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thing how do we know that's not breast

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milk ice cream I'm saying why why

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jumping to conclusions I don't know but

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for some reason that that makes me

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cringe yeah she looks like a gangster

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too she's just like licking this ice

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cream she's like what that's my daughter

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by the way guys that's my daughter

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guys make sure you click on this video

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right there I picked it up just for you

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cuz you'll like it also click right here

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bada-bing bada-boom and we will see you

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next time

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high five

standard: en

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What's going on, guys? I am Matthias, and welcome to

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*deep slow voice* Photoshop Fails! (burgerrrr)

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Where you guys send me your photoshop fails

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That you either made or you found

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And I tell you whether they're a win *video game victory sound* or a fail*buzzer*.

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And each one is a win in my book, because I like fails too.

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So, yay!

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Anyway, Brian's here, and he's just, like, crawling all over my floor.

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Today's photoshop fails are all about food, ok? Food.

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Let's begin.

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"First time I'm doing this photoshop challenge. Is this a win or a fail?"

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Oh, at first I didn't even recognize it!

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It's...ew, dude! Oh, nasty!

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It's like...a sushi slug?

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It's like, a sushi escargot.

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Um, that's pretty good though...

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I mean, the work feels good.

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It feels like that was actually on there. Was that not actually on there?

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Like, a slug somehow got underneath, and, like everyone at the restaurant was like,

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"AHHH! NO!!" *strange Italian accent*

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Alright, that's a win.

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This is definitely a fail. I don't even understand it!

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*laughter*

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Brian: A potato dog!(A dogtato)

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Matthias: A potato dog?

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There's just, like, no context or anything.

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youtubeforever16, what are you thinking, dude?

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Brian: You've never heard of potato dog? It's a thing that's trending. Matthias: I don't think so...

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I knew it wasn't a thing that's trending!

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Oh, but this is terrifying!

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*laughter*

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This is by ashly. "And by the way I call it apple jack cuz it an Apple

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and jacksepticeye's face"

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*scary music*

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Oh, that's jacksepticeye's face on an apple?

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That's terrifying.

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What if you picked up an apple, turned it around, and that was looking at you?

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Brian: I would scream.

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Matthias: You'd scream and slam it on the ground so hard that it splattered.

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And jacksepticeye's face and head will be applesauce.

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Yeah, and then you'll have jacksepticeye applesauce.

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Eh, I don't think, eh, I wouldn't eat it. Fail!

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Photofailfood...Matthias...Jenpie..Oh! It's a dog!

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Hey, that's not bad!

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I kinda dig it! It has the whole appearance of looking like someone, like, someone just took a picture

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Because it's so low quality

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You know what I mean, like, when you photoshop low quality it makes it look more legit.

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The Broccoli Dog.

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You shave off its head, eat it for dinner, and by next dinnertime, it's grown back!

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Brian: That'd be so weird, shaving your dog's head just to eat.

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Matthias: Hey, man, people shave their cats so they have cat hair so that they can make crafts with it.

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Oh...oh...wow.

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This is...not bad.

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Do you see my nose right now? Is it twitching?

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Brian: Yeah...

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Matthias: Dude, this is the weirdest experience right now.

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*laughter*

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It feels so weird, dude!

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Brian: It's pulsating, dude! What the heck?

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Matthias: Dude, I feel it, dude? I've never felt that before!

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Brian: What's in your coffee?

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*laughter*

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Ah, this is, uh, a fail.

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I'd eat it. And, I don't want to eat a turtle.

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Shay Midnight...Ahhh!*nervous laughter/yelling*

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This is sooo bad! It's so good that it's bad!

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Oh my gosh, dude, Trump's face(this is what happens if you vote trump, kids)...this is horrible, dude! Cringe!

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Cringe, cringe, cringing so freaking hard!

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Brian: Drop of the hat, dude!

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Matthias: Drop of the hat, dude.

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Guys, I give this a fai...a fwin(is that allowed). It's a fwin. It's a fwin because it makes me cringe so hard but so good.

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When Brian is home alone...P.S. made ice cream vanilla for you Brian.

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Brian picked out all these photos for me to look at. Of course you would pick this out.

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You just look at this and you're like, "This is my dream come true!"

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That's all your hands! How many hands do you have?!

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Why? And, dude, seriously? Veggie Pizza?

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Have some respect!

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You've got cookies, Doritos, ice cream, Pop Tarts, french fries, Mountain Dew, and veggie pizza.

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Brian:That's gonna balance out all the bad stuff that's in there.

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Matthias: Oh, right. FAIL.

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Dog chasing hamburger with raft kid version. Look up raft kid.

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Mediocre, but now it's raft kid.

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What is raft kid? Is that, like, a meme or something?

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Raft kid..."I want to believe"

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*laughter* I don't understand this meme.

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I've gotta find out.

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*laughter*

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Ok, I'm getting it. *more laughter*

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All right, just for that, raft kid meme wins. This is a win.

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"I didn't make it, I just found it." Now, that's just mean.

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Dude, this granny, she's just minding her own business. She saw you coming from a mile away.

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That's why she had that expression on her face.

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She saw you coming, she knew you were going to do this.

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That's just mean.

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I call that a fail.

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Background: It was good photoshop though!

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*Deep Matthias voice* FAIL.

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"Hope you like. It's bad, I know." You have no idea how bad it is.

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"Licky-lick. We could talk about this man."

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*cringe*

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That was a fail.

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"Lady pear. I didn't make this, but it seemed to be funny at the time."

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That's pretty good. A lot of freckles. It's very accurate, with people and pears.

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Blue eyes, though. That's inaccurate. You'd never see a pear with blue eyes.

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Ah, it's a fail.

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Background: What?!

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Matthias: No blue eyed pears. I've never seen that, have you?

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Background: That's the only reason? Look how good that is!

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Matthias: The big nose is offending. That's why I never look in a mirror. *catcall whistle*

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Strawberry frog! Wow, the texture on that frog looks delicious.

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When I want to eat a frog, you know the photoshop has been done well.

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I give this one a win because I want to taste it.

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But also, I really don't.

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It leaves me feeling incredibly confused.

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And when I'm confused...I'm delighted.

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Oh, boy. This poor orange! Someone's scalping this orange. dude!

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And he's terrified of it!

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Although, I would be too, if someone was scalping me. peeling me, and eating my brains.

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That's a win. I dig it. That's a win.

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This is not mine. I find this attire appeeling. (heh, pun)

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I don't think you know the word that you're using, but that's pretty funny.

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It's like, a fish banana. It's a...fanana.

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Or....a bish.

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*laughter*

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You know, banana fish.

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Hey, be quiet. Don't be a bish.

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Background: Alright, dude. That sounds so bad!

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Bish. B-I-S-H! Bish.

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Yeah, that's a win! Good job on the bish!

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Bish.

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"I didn't make this." Why does no one make their own?

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There's a lot--there's so many, like, photoshops about foods and dogs.

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Why-why do people like food so much? Nevermind, I love food. I understand it.

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It's a bushong?

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Background: Yeah.

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It's a type of dog you have? Would you eat this then?

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Background: I used to have two of them. No, that actually makes me really sad.

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So, you wouldn't eat a bushong sushi roll?

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Background: No.

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So, it's a fail then.

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That's Mike's dog, everybody. Don't eat it.

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"Behold the new breed of horses! The HotDogger! Fast and tasty." See, this is great.

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You know, 'cause after you're done racing, and you're all famished because you're working so hard,

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You can just eat your horse! Although, you could technically do that in the real world, too, it's just frowned upon.

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*laughter*

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And it would take a long time. I mean, you can't just bite out of the horse, right?

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Win!

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"DONUT disturb me! (heh, pun) I hope you like it, I have no idea how to pull this off, but I'm happy!"

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Let's see what we've got here. Oh, what?

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Wait, what, is this me?!

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Why does it not look like me, though?

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Why does it look like me and also not look like me?

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What am I doing to the donut? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I don't know, but I want donuts that big!

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It's exciting me and confusing me at the same time, and that makes it a win!

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Give me the donuts, please.

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"I don't have photoshop and I made this on a phone app with my finger." Oh, it's a dragon shrimp!

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It's a shrimp dragon! The creator didn't say.

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Brian: Unless you mash the butterfly, the shrimp, and the cat. What is it called?

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A...cringe fly.(?)

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A crimber-fly, yo! That's a crimber-fly!

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No, I think it's a dragon. It's a mini dragon. Wouldn't that be cool, if they had, like, little dragons that big?

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And they'd look like that, and they'd just fly around, and, like, you know.

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Brian: That's be freaky! Matthias: Burn you?

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With their...flame breath?

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You wouldn't have to get a haircut! Hey! WIn!

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*laughter in background* Pizza face!

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*disbelief* Dude...?

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Brian: That's what you call a teenager with a bunch of acne!

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Matthias:*realization* Ohhhhh, ok! Ok!

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Brian: You've never heard that term before?

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Matthias: Oh, I've heard of it. It's just been a while since someone called me that.

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Ok? It's bringing back memories, dude. I'm getting triggered.

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*triggering in process*

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*rip*

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Ok, so, Michael G, I got your Twitter handle there, dude.

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I got that Twittler handle. I got you, dude. I've got my eyes on you.

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That's a fail.

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Clearly a fail, because it's inaccurate.

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Look at this beautiful face!

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Haha, pizza play button? Please make this a thing YouTube for those who have 10 subscribers.

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Ok, so someone took a picture of me with my golden Play Button, yeah, that's right. GOLDEN.

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and...turned it into a pizza.

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For some reason now, I wish I got THAT!

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'Cause now, that golden play button is just sitting in the corner over there!

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I could have used that!

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Look at that face right there. I was hungry that day!

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I didn't know what to do. Obviously, I couldn't eat my golden Play Button!

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*cue sad music* I was lost. I was just a kid...just a kid.

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Just a kid, and lost, and alone, and hungry, with a gold play button.

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*end sad music* That's a win. Good job. Now, give me some real pizza.

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"I photoshopped Luna eating ice cream, enjoy." Wow, they actually found, like, a little baby hand!

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This is very dangerous, ok? This is irresponsible. You can't feed babies ice cream! Ok?

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Brian: What if it's breast milk ice cream?

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Matthias: Breast milk ice cream?

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Brian: That could be a thing, right?

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Dude, that could be a thing! How do we know that's not breast milk ice cream?

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Brian: That's what I'm saying! Why are you jumping to conclusions?

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I don't know, but for some reason, that makes me cringe.

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Yeah, she looks like a gangster too, just like, licking this ice cream, and she's like, "What?"

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That's my daughter, by the way, guys. That's my daughter.

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Guys, make sure you click on this video right there. I picked it out just for you, 'cause you'll like it!

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