ASR: en
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what's going on guys I am Matthias and
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welcome to okay where you guys send me
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your Photoshop fails that you either
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made or you found and I tell you whether
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they're a win or a fail and each one is
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a win my book cuz I like fails too so
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yay
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by the way Bryan's here and he's just
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like crawling all over my floor what
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today's Photoshop fails are all about
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food okay food let's begin first time
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I'm doing this Photoshop challenge is
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this a win or a fail oh at first I
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didn't even recognize it it's you dude
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oh nasty it's like a sushi slug it's
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like a sushi escargot um that's pretty
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good though I mean the work feels good
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it feels like that was actually on there
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was that not actually on there
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like a slug saw somehow got underneath
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and like every one of the restaurant was
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like ah alright that's the win this is
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definitely a fail I don't understand it
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potato dog a potato dog there's just
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like no context or anything YouTube
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forever 16 what are you thinking dude
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you've never heard of potato two potato
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dogging that's trendy I don't think so I
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knew it wasn't a thing that's trending
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however this is terrifying oh this is by
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Ashley and by the way I call it
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Applejack because it an apple and
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jacksepticeye's face oh my word that's
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jacksepticeye's face on an apple that's
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terrifying
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what happened if you picked up an apple
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turned it around and that was looking at
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you
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oh it's scream you scream and slam it on
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the ground so hard that it's splattered
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and jacksepticeye's face and head would
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be applesauce yeah and then you could
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have jacksepticeye applesauce
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yeah I don't think that um I wouldn't
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eat it fail
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photo fail food mathias gen pi oh it's a
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dog hey that's not bad I kind of dig it
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and it has the whole appeal of like
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looking like someone just like you know
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took a picture because it's so low
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quality you know anything like when you
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photoshop in low quality it makes it
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look more legit the broccoli dog you
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shave off its head eat it for dinner and
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then by the next dinner time it's grown
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back at me so we're just shaving your
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dog's head just to eat
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hey man people shave their cats so they
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have cat hair so that they can make
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crafts with it oh wow this is not bad do
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you see how I knows right now is it
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twitching yeah oh dude this is the
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weirdest experience I know feels so
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weird dude its pulsating dude what dude
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what is I feel it dude I've never felt
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that before what's in your coffee ah
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this is a fail I need it and I don't
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want to eat a turtle shave midnight ah
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ah this is so bad it's so good that it's
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bad oh my gosh dude Trump's face this is
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horrible dude cringe cringe cringe
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cringing so freaking hard dude that's
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like Jabba the Hutt good job of the Hutt
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dude guys I give this a fail a Flynn
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it's a flim it's a win because it makes
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me cringe so hard but so good when Bryan
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is home alone PS made ice cream vanilla
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for you Bryan
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just put your random food in there Bryan
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picked out all these photo failed for me
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to look at of course you would pick this
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out you just look at this and you're
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like this might dream come true I was
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like wait that's all your hand how many
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hands do you have why and dude seriously
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veggie pizza I wanna have some respect
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you got cookies Doritos ice cream
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pop-tarts french fries Mountain Dew and
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veggie pizza that's gonna balance out
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all the bad stuff that's in there no no
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that'll do it fail
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dog chasing hamburger with wrath kid
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version look up RAF kid mediocre but now
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it's a raft kid
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what a drag got it who somebody is that
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like a meme or something
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draft kid I want to believe I don't I
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don't know if I understand this meme
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kind of funny though okay I'm getting it
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alright just for that rap kid mean wins
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this is wimp
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I didn't make it I just found it now
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that's just mean
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dude this granny she was just mind her
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own business she saw you coming from a
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mile away that's why she had that
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expression on her face she saw you
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coming she knew you're gonna do this
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that's just mean I call that a fail a
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good photo shot down no real hope you
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like it it's bad I know you have no idea
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how bad it is
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licky lick we could talk about this man
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doesn't fail
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lady pair I didn't make this but it
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seemed to be funny at the time that's
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pretty good a lot of freckles that's
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very accurate with people and pairs blue
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eyes though that's inaccurate you'd
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never see a pair of blue eyes
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that's pale what no blue eyed pairs I've
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never seen that have you that is the
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only reason look how good that is big
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noses offend me that's why I never look
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in the mirror strawberry frog wow the
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texture on that frog looks delicious you
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know when I want to eat a frog you know
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that the photo shop has been done well I
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give this one a win because I want to
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taste it but also I really don't and it
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leaves me feeling incredibly confused
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and when I'm confused
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I'm delighted oh boy this poor orange
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someone someone's scalping this orange
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dude and he's terrified of it although I
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would be too if someone was scalping me
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and peeling me and then eating my brains
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that's a win I dig it that's a win this
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is not mine I find this attire appealing
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I don't think you know the word that
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you're using but that's that's pretty
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buddy it's like a fish banana it's a fun
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Anna or a bish
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you know banana fish hey be quiet don't
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be a bitch
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all right dude that sounds so bad fish
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the I Sh fish yeah it's a win good job
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on the fish fish
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I didn't make this why is no one make
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their own there's a lot there's so many
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like Photoshop about foods and dogs
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white people like food so much nevermind
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I love food I understand it it's a
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Bashan yeah it's the type of dog you
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have would you eat this then I said -
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would you eat this then what actually
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makes me really sad so you wouldn't eat
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a Bashan sushi roll No
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so it's a fail that's Mike's dog
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everybody don't eat it
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behold the new breed of horses the hot
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dogger fast and tasty see this is great
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you know because after you're done
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racing and your old famished because
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you're working so hard you can just see
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it your horse although you can
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technically do that in the real world -
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it's just frowned upon yeah horse meat
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and it would take a long time you can't
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just bite out of the horse right when
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doe not disturb me I hope you like it I
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have no idea how to pull this off but
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I'm happy let's see what we got here oh
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wait what is this me why does it not
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look like me though why does it look
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like me and also not look like me what
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am i doing to the donut I don't know but
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I want Donuts that big ah does it's
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exciting me and confusing you at the
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same time that makes it a win give me
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the donuts please I don't have Photoshop
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and I made this on a phone app with my
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finger oh it's a dragon shrimp it's a
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shrimp dragon the the creator didn't say
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let's see you mesh the butterfly the
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shrimp and the cat what is he called uh
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cringe fly a crimper fly yo nice a
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crimper fly no I think it's a dragon I
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think it's a mini dragon wouldn't it be
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cool if they had like little dragons
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that big and like they look like that
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and they just fly around and like you
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know maybe free burn you with their
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flame breath you wouldn't have to get a
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haircut
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hey wen
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Oh pizza face dude that's what you call
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it a teenager with a bunch of okay okay
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you've never heard of that term before
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oh I've heard of it it's just been a
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while since someone called me that okay
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it's bringing back memories do the film
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back what I'm getting triggered dude
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okay so Michael G I got your I got your
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twitter twitter handle there dude blue
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ha ha I got that Twitter handle I got
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you dude I go I got my eyes on you let's
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pay it's clearly a fail because it's
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inaccurate look at this blue this
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beautiful face beats a play button
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please make this a thing you do for
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those who have 10 subscribers ok so
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someone took a picture of me with my
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golden play button yeah that's right
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golden and turned it into a pizza and
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for some reason now I wish I got that
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these now that gold play buttons just
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sitting in the corner over here I could
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have used that look at that face right
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there I was hungry that day and I didn't
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know what to do obviously I couldn't eat
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my golden play button I was lost
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just a kid just a kid just a kid lost
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and alone and hungry with a gold play
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button that's a win good job now give me
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some real pizza
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I Photoshop Luna eating ice cream enjoy
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Wow they actually found like a little
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baby little baby hand this is very
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dangerous okay this is irresponsible you
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can't feed babies ice cream okay what if
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it's breast milk ice cream
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breast milk cream ice cream that could
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be a thing right dude that could be a
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thing how do we know that's not breast
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milk ice cream I'm saying why why
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jumping to conclusions I don't know but
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for some reason that that makes me
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cringe yeah she looks like a gangster
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too she's just like licking this ice
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cream she's like what that's my daughter
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by the way guys that's my daughter
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guys make sure you click on this video
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right there I picked it up just for you
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cuz you'll like it also click right here
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to subscribe
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bada-bing bada-boom and we will see you
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next time
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high five
standard: en
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What's going on, guys? I am Matthias, and welcome to
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*deep slow voice* Photoshop Fails! (burgerrrr)
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Where you guys send me your photoshop fails
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That you either made or you found
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And I tell you whether they're a win *video game victory sound* or a fail*buzzer*.
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And each one is a win in my book, because I like fails too.
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So, yay!
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Anyway, Brian's here, and he's just, like, crawling all over my floor.
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Today's photoshop fails are all about food, ok? Food.
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Let's begin.
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"First time I'm doing this photoshop challenge. Is this a win or a fail?"
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Oh, at first I didn't even recognize it!
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It's...ew, dude! Oh, nasty!
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It's like...a sushi slug?
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It's like, a sushi escargot.
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Um, that's pretty good though...
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I mean, the work feels good.
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It feels like that was actually on there. Was that not actually on there?
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Like, a slug somehow got underneath, and, like everyone at the restaurant was like,
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"AHHH! NO!!" *strange Italian accent*
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Alright, that's a win.
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This is definitely a fail. I don't even understand it!
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*laughter*
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Brian: A potato dog!(A dogtato)
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Matthias: A potato dog?
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There's just, like, no context or anything.
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youtubeforever16, what are you thinking, dude?
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Brian: You've never heard of potato dog? It's a thing that's trending. Matthias: I don't think so...
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I knew it wasn't a thing that's trending!
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Oh, but this is terrifying!
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*laughter*
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This is by ashly. "And by the way I call it apple jack cuz it an Apple
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and jacksepticeye's face"
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*scary music*
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Oh, that's jacksepticeye's face on an apple?
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That's terrifying.
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What if you picked up an apple, turned it around, and that was looking at you?
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Brian: I would scream.
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Matthias: You'd scream and slam it on the ground so hard that it splattered.
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And jacksepticeye's face and head will be applesauce.
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Yeah, and then you'll have jacksepticeye applesauce.
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Eh, I don't think, eh, I wouldn't eat it. Fail!
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Photofailfood...Matthias...Jenpie..Oh! It's a dog!
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Hey, that's not bad!
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I kinda dig it! It has the whole appearance of looking like someone, like, someone just took a picture
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Because it's so low quality
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You know what I mean, like, when you photoshop low quality it makes it look more legit.
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The Broccoli Dog.
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You shave off its head, eat it for dinner, and by next dinnertime, it's grown back!
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Brian: That'd be so weird, shaving your dog's head just to eat.
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Matthias: Hey, man, people shave their cats so they have cat hair so that they can make crafts with it.
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Oh...oh...wow.
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This is...not bad.
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Do you see my nose right now? Is it twitching?
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Brian: Yeah...
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Matthias: Dude, this is the weirdest experience right now.
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*laughter*
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It feels so weird, dude!
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Brian: It's pulsating, dude! What the heck?
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Matthias: Dude, I feel it, dude? I've never felt that before!
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Brian: What's in your coffee?
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*laughter*
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Ah, this is, uh, a fail.
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I'd eat it. And, I don't want to eat a turtle.
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Shay Midnight...Ahhh!*nervous laughter/yelling*
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This is sooo bad! It's so good that it's bad!
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Oh my gosh, dude, Trump's face(this is what happens if you vote trump, kids)...this is horrible, dude! Cringe!
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Cringe, cringe, cringing so freaking hard!
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Brian: Drop of the hat, dude!
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Matthias: Drop of the hat, dude.
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Guys, I give this a fai...a fwin(is that allowed). It's a fwin. It's a fwin because it makes me cringe so hard but so good.
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When Brian is home alone...P.S. made ice cream vanilla for you Brian.
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Brian picked out all these photos for me to look at. Of course you would pick this out.
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You just look at this and you're like, "This is my dream come true!"
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That's all your hands! How many hands do you have?!
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Why? And, dude, seriously? Veggie Pizza?
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Have some respect!
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You've got cookies, Doritos, ice cream, Pop Tarts, french fries, Mountain Dew, and veggie pizza.
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Brian:That's gonna balance out all the bad stuff that's in there.
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Matthias: Oh, right. FAIL.
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Dog chasing hamburger with raft kid version. Look up raft kid.
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Mediocre, but now it's raft kid.
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What is raft kid? Is that, like, a meme or something?
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Raft kid..."I want to believe"
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*laughter* I don't understand this meme.
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I've gotta find out.
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*laughter*
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Ok, I'm getting it. *more laughter*
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All right, just for that, raft kid meme wins. This is a win.
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"I didn't make it, I just found it." Now, that's just mean.
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Dude, this granny, she's just minding her own business. She saw you coming from a mile away.
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That's why she had that expression on her face.
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She saw you coming, she knew you were going to do this.
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That's just mean.
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I call that a fail.
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Background: It was good photoshop though!
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*Deep Matthias voice* FAIL.
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"Hope you like. It's bad, I know." You have no idea how bad it is.
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"Licky-lick. We could talk about this man."
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*cringe*
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That was a fail.
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"Lady pear. I didn't make this, but it seemed to be funny at the time."
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That's pretty good. A lot of freckles. It's very accurate, with people and pears.
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Blue eyes, though. That's inaccurate. You'd never see a pear with blue eyes.
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Ah, it's a fail.
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Background: What?!
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Matthias: No blue eyed pears. I've never seen that, have you?
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Background: That's the only reason? Look how good that is!
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Matthias: The big nose is offending. That's why I never look in a mirror. *catcall whistle*
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Strawberry frog! Wow, the texture on that frog looks delicious.
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When I want to eat a frog, you know the photoshop has been done well.
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I give this one a win because I want to taste it.
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But also, I really don't.
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It leaves me feeling incredibly confused.
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And when I'm confused...I'm delighted.
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Oh, boy. This poor orange! Someone's scalping this orange. dude!
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And he's terrified of it!
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Although, I would be too, if someone was scalping me. peeling me, and eating my brains.
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That's a win. I dig it. That's a win.
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This is not mine. I find this attire appeeling. (heh, pun)
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I don't think you know the word that you're using, but that's pretty funny.
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It's like, a fish banana. It's a...fanana.
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Or....a bish.
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*laughter*
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You know, banana fish.
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Hey, be quiet. Don't be a bish.
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Background: Alright, dude. That sounds so bad!
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Bish. B-I-S-H! Bish.
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Yeah, that's a win! Good job on the bish!
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Bish.
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"I didn't make this." Why does no one make their own?
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There's a lot--there's so many, like, photoshops about foods and dogs.
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Why-why do people like food so much? Nevermind, I love food. I understand it.
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It's a bushong?
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Background: Yeah.
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It's a type of dog you have? Would you eat this then?
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Background: I used to have two of them. No, that actually makes me really sad.
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So, you wouldn't eat a bushong sushi roll?
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Background: No.
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So, it's a fail then.
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That's Mike's dog, everybody. Don't eat it.
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"Behold the new breed of horses! The HotDogger! Fast and tasty." See, this is great.
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You know, 'cause after you're done racing, and you're all famished because you're working so hard,
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You can just eat your horse! Although, you could technically do that in the real world, too, it's just frowned upon.
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*laughter*
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And it would take a long time. I mean, you can't just bite out of the horse, right?
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Win!
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"DONUT disturb me! (heh, pun) I hope you like it, I have no idea how to pull this off, but I'm happy!"
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Let's see what we've got here. Oh, what?
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Wait, what, is this me?!
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Why does it not look like me, though?
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Why does it look like me and also not look like me?
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What am I doing to the donut? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I don't know, but I want donuts that big!
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It's exciting me and confusing me at the same time, and that makes it a win!
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Give me the donuts, please.
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"I don't have photoshop and I made this on a phone app with my finger." Oh, it's a dragon shrimp!
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It's a shrimp dragon! The creator didn't say.
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Brian: Unless you mash the butterfly, the shrimp, and the cat. What is it called?
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A...cringe fly.(?)
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A crimber-fly, yo! That's a crimber-fly!
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No, I think it's a dragon. It's a mini dragon. Wouldn't that be cool, if they had, like, little dragons that big?
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And they'd look like that, and they'd just fly around, and, like, you know.
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Brian: That's be freaky! Matthias: Burn you?
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With their...flame breath?
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You wouldn't have to get a haircut! Hey! WIn!
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*laughter in background* Pizza face!
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*disbelief* Dude...?
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Brian: That's what you call a teenager with a bunch of acne!
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Matthias:*realization* Ohhhhh, ok! Ok!
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Brian: You've never heard that term before?
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Matthias: Oh, I've heard of it. It's just been a while since someone called me that.
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Ok? It's bringing back memories, dude. I'm getting triggered.
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*triggering in process*
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*rip*
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Ok, so, Michael G, I got your Twitter handle there, dude.
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I got that Twittler handle. I got you, dude. I've got my eyes on you.
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That's a fail.
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Clearly a fail, because it's inaccurate.
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Look at this beautiful face!
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Haha, pizza play button? Please make this a thing YouTube for those who have 10 subscribers.
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Ok, so someone took a picture of me with my golden Play Button, yeah, that's right. GOLDEN.
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and...turned it into a pizza.
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For some reason now, I wish I got THAT!
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'Cause now, that golden play button is just sitting in the corner over there!
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I could have used that!
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Look at that face right there. I was hungry that day!
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I didn't know what to do. Obviously, I couldn't eat my golden Play Button!
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*cue sad music* I was lost. I was just a kid...just a kid.
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Just a kid, and lost, and alone, and hungry, with a gold play button.
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*end sad music* That's a win. Good job. Now, give me some real pizza.
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"I photoshopped Luna eating ice cream, enjoy." Wow, they actually found, like, a little baby hand!
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This is very dangerous, ok? This is irresponsible. You can't feed babies ice cream! Ok?
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Brian: What if it's breast milk ice cream?
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Matthias: Breast milk ice cream?
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Brian: That could be a thing, right?
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Dude, that could be a thing! How do we know that's not breast milk ice cream?
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Brian: That's what I'm saying! Why are you jumping to conclusions?
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I don't know, but for some reason, that makes me cringe.
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Yeah, she looks like a gangster too, just like, licking this ice cream, and she's like, "What?"
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That's my daughter, by the way, guys. That's my daughter.
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Guys, make sure you click on this video right there. I picked it out just for you, 'cause you'll like it!
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