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what's going on guys I am Matthias and
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welcome back to tool this is a series
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where I take a look at 20 Photoshop
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pictures and figure out whether it's a
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failure or win and try to figure out
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what the heck would went wrong with
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these photos why do they exist what's
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the mentality behind them why why why
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but today is a little something
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different we're looking at magazine
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Photoshop fails all these exist on the
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cover of a magazine or inside a magazine
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in other words these people doing these
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Photoshop fails should know better
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because this is actually their
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professional job what so if you're
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enjoying this series and you want to see
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more Photoshop fails in the future make
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sure you give this video a like right
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now cuz that lets me know to continue to
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make this series without those then I'm
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Michael well people don't like it
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anymore and then I just stop so let's
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begin babe on a surfboard
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right who didn't like a babe on a
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surfboard well Veronica Kay I'm pretty
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sure you have more than one leg pretty
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sure I'm not fully sure because I don't
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really know who you are Veronica Kay I'm
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almost positive you got more than one
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leg because well it'd be pretty hard to
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surf with just one leg I've seen people
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surf with no legs
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that's impressive that's a skill but one
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leg I think that'd be even more
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impressive either way this is just a
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Photoshop fail she's got two legs how do
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you make an error like that that's just
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strange and stuff magazine do
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this is the dude from One Tree Hill nope
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that's not it
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boyband he's he's in a boy band nope
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that's not it
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One Direction now too many tattoos
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maroon 5 that's it I remembered ah he's
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the one that's like
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he's got a really high-pitched voice and
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that high-pitched voice many of you
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might not know come from having a lack
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of a diaphragm you can see right here
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his whole entire chest is just vanishing
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behind her leg you know he's just super
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super skinny or that's why he has a high
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voice that's why we figured it out also
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random lady's like good for you dude you
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have lady's legs toe - teen star Justin
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Bieber okay so this is definitely a
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different language
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so maybe wherever this magazine is from
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men wear makeup in that country so their
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culture is like maybe the reverse of
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ours you know it's like this culture is
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like oh you know when a woman who
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doesn't wear makeup they add makeup
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maybe it's reversed maybe it's when a
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man doesn't wear makeup they add makeup
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and maybe they were looking at Justin
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Bieber like what is wrong with this guy
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he's not wearing makeup let's just put
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makeup on his face right here and then
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all will be well
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either way Justin Bieber still looks
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better than me great LEL I don't this is
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I don't know starring Kylie why is it
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why is it always the conduct I could put
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to k-wire Kardashian Kardashian why
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can't I say that word why is it always
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the Kardashians anyways I don't think
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this is a Kardashian I can't say
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Kardashian in a sentence I think I just
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did anyways this photoshopped bail
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where's her foot where's a foot maybe
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she's footless I think these Photoshop
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is I don't I don't know what their
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titles are you know the people that do a
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Photoshop in these big met Big Time
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magazine's maybe they're like they just
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have this thing against feet maybe
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they're like you know what screw feet I
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hate him maybe it's just one guy maybe
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it's just one footless guy that's just
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got a vengeance on feet you know maybe
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you just hates feets and you'll see in
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the rest of the all these Photoshop
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fails I guarantee you there's more
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footless or foot deformed people maybe
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that's just the Photoshop guy that's
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just having a go at all these feet but I
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wish you
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your foot back at first I was looking at
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this one and I was like what's what's
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wrong with this one that looks fine and
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then I realized that her hand see that
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hand
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what is it supported by where's her
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other arm I don't even know where this
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her left arms going what it's Russian
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vogue in Russia they don't like arms
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they like floating hands ah
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Beyonce that's Beyonce right again with
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Russia I think at least that's I don't
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know maybe not but glamour just really
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darkened her skin up you know in their
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defense skin tone is a really difficult
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thing if they're taking a picture with a
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camera and the camera gets the skin tone
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wrong it's really really surprisingly
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difficult to fix that skin tone so maybe
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they just didn't know who this was and
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they were like I guess this is the skin
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tone but it's not the left one is much
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more proper if I'm not mistaken either
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that or maybe in between see I don't
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even know I don't look at her that much
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Oh Emma Watson got your hands around a
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Fall Out Boy I don't know he looks like
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he's in a boy band
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you don't realize that this photo exists
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because she's putting her arm around
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this person because she needs support
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because she too like the other ones is
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Legolas where did the other leg go she's
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one she's just got one leg and she needs
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to be supported and that's why she's got
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her hand around this guy maybe they're
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modeling clothes I don't know he seems
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to be really trying to get out of those
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pants though
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keep him on buddy okay on the right we
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have the Lady Gaga Lady gaga she's in
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this dress she looks like a normal human
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okay that that was a that was an
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overstatement without the hair looks
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like a normal human body looks a little
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like Frankenstein with the hair but then
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you see the finished photo what has
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happened that's not a human at all that
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that's not at all what she looked like
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in that dress where her legs supposed to
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go
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how would you walk I know dresses like
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this kind of existed in the past but
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let's be honest here not even one leg
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could fit through that unless you're
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super super skinny but from this photo
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you can tell she's not super super
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skinny she's skinny she's healthy but
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this ain't
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ah yes this one this one's a classic
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this one just recently happened as well
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you see this is this a Kardashian I
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don't know that's probably not and look
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at her feet right there two right feet
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now I don't know about you but if I had
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two raphe I would be sitting as well I
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wouldn't be standing because that'd be
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kind of embarrassing to stand and fall
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over when you have two right feet how
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does that even happen though
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maybe like one of her feet were covered
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up and the Photoshop guy was like I'll
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just use her other foot but then forgot
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to flip it or something whoops okay this
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one just made me laugh this on this'll
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definitely never was it on the shape
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magazine I guarantee you it if it was
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Wow I think maybe just some random
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person did this but it did make me laugh
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so I included it you see how the the ABS
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are not even like correctly proportioned
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let alone her her waist that's not a
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human form not at all yikes
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this right here is the lead star of the
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TV show on TV called scandal okay
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Essence magazine thought hey it would be
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really cool if we could have a scandal
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on our own magazine so they made her
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dress look saggy in one part and not so
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saggy in the other part kind of
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tight-fitting on the left and on the
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right
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not so tight fitting see I'm not the
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only one that cut that someone else put
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WTF but seriously though WTF what
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happened there
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look it's Brad and Angelina Jolie I know
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those two because they always are famous
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for having so many kids you could see in
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this zoomed in part he's holding a kid's
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hand that is not in the photo whose hand
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is he holding are they just grabbing
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kids off the street now either that out
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to photoshop fail jets come see MIT
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Allen Trix see look at these two they're
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pulling up tricks to get more kids
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that's the directly translated title I'm
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sure of it you guys ever seen Gilmore
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Girls whoever was making WebMD didn't
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realize that Gilmore Girls is a really
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popular show so they just took what they
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thought was some random woman's head and
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put it on this person's body and they're
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like bada-bing bada-boom looks like we
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got ourselves a magazine cover but you
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can clearly tell that that that her face
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was photoshopped onto that body not even
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well there's no neck or something what
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the space is too small too more neck
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bigger head please there's something
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wrong with Eminem's eyes there's
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something wrong with them they're like
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way too white like in shadow but they're
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still super white not to mention that
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tattoo I don't think that tattoo is real
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does Eminem really have a Punisher
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tattoo on his chest because if so I feel
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like if I were to get that I would
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immediately regret it I feel like I'm
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regretting it for him right now
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see see those eyes that's the look of
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regret after getting that tattoo just so
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pissed
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this one took me a while look it's Elly
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again you people have to really fire
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your Photoshop artists because this one
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took me a while to get first I was
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looking down into the leg and I was like
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wow that's that's a really long arm
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she's got there but maybe she's just
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skinny that's fine but then I was like
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okay okay this girl's neck that's not a
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human neck they're like okay this girl
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on the right she's a little short let's
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make her a little bit taller to give it
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this photo some good composition and
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they're like instead of raising whole
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body let's just raise her head stretch
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her neck out she won't mind Taylor Swift
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look at her look at her in in the left
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shot the natural taylor swift and then
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you have in the right one this weird
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robot this is like the robot that's
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going to take over the world it's gonna
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look like taylor swift when you see that
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you run you run for it man
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scary stuff
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more photoshopping phases zooey
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deschanel
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yes I know that one only because my wife
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is obsessed with her Amanda really loves
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Zooey Deschanel she's always like but
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this one what what they do to her face
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that's arguably not even the same person
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doesn't even look anything alike besides
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the hair not even the same color eyes or
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the same shape of lips or the same nose
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they like stretched out her nose and it
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like looks like my nose and that's not a
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compliment
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lady gags back at it again with the thin
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waist I mean that's just a weird stance
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to begin with really weird whoops one
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camellia de nada
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has to bellybuttons Justin he was
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birthed by two different women oh snap
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that's a twist for The Inquirer
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to me more you can look down here and
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you look that her hip doesn't line up
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with her leg
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now that's curious so I'm thinking what
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most likely happened the editor of the
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magazine looked at the image and he was
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like not too hip to hip and he was
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talking about her dress and he was just
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saying you know like that's too hip
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that's too cool maybe make her wear a
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different dress but the Photoshop artist
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thought he was saying Oh
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too hippy so removed some of her hip and
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then he gave it back to him and he was
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like the heck's wrong with you guys go
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What's going on guys, I am Matthias and
welcome back to *20 Photoshop Fails* This is a series where I
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take a look at twenty Photoshop pictures
and figure out whether it's a fail or win
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and try to figure out what the heck, what, what is wrong with these photos why do they exist
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what's the mentality behind them why why why wha- wha- wha- wha- wha-whyyy
but today is a little something
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different we're looking at magazine
Photoshop fails all these exist on the
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cover of a magazine or inside a magazine
in other words these people doing these
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Photoshop fails should know better
because this is actually their
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professional job
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wha- what so if you're enjoying the series and you
want to see more Photoshop fails in the
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future make sure you give this video a
like right now cause that lets me know
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to continue to make this series without
those then i'm like people don't like it
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anymore and I just stop so let's
begin
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babe on a surfboard right who don't like a babe on a surf board well Veronica K
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i'm pretty sure you have more than one leg
pretty sure I'm not fully sure because I
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don't really know who you are Veronica k
I'm almost positive you got more than
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one leg because we'll be pretty hard to
surf with just one leg I've seen people
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serve with no legs that's impressive
that's a skill but one leg I think
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that'd be even more impressive either
way this is just a Photoshop there she's
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got two legs how do you make an error
like that that's just strange and Stuff
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magazine too
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"Subscribe to stuff magazine for all sorts of stuff"
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this is the dude from one tree hill no
that's not it
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boy band in a boy band no that's not it
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one direction no too many tattoos
Maroon 5 that's it I remembered he's the one that's like
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He has got a really high pitched voice and that
high pitch for his many of you might not
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know comes from having a lack of a
diaphragm you can see right here
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his whole entire chest is just vanishing
behind her leg he's just super super
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skinny or that's why he has a high voice
that's why we've figured it out
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also random ladies like you have legs
legs
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Todateen star Justin Bieber ok so
this is definitely a different language
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so maybe wherever this magazine is from
men wear makeup in that country so their
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culture is like maybe the reverse of
ours you know it's like this culture is
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like oh you know when a woman doesn't
wear makeup they add makeup maybe it's
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reverse maybe it's when a man doesn't
wear makeup they add makeup and maybe
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they're looking at Justin beebs and
they're like what is wrong with this guy
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he's not wearing makeup let's just put
makeup on his face right here and then
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all will be well either way
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Justin Bieber still looks better than me great Ellie Ell
don't I don't know starring Kylie was it
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Why is it always the KarKardarkabrladar Kardashians Kardashians
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word why is it always the Kardashians
anyways I think this is a Kardashian
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Kardashian in a sentence anyways, this photoshop fail, WHERE Is HER FOOT
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maybe she's footless I think these
Photoshopist's I don't know what their
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titles are you know the people that do a
Photoshop in these big magazines
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magazine's maybe they
have this thing against feet like you
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know what screw feet! I hate 'em!
maybe just one guy that just got a
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vengeance on feet you know maybe just
hates feet and you'll see the rest of
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all these photoshop fails guarantee
you there's more footless or foot deformed people
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maybe that's just the Photoshop gathers
just having a go at all these feet but I
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wish you had your foot back
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I was looking at this one and I was like
what's what's wrong with this one looks
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fine and then I realized that her hand
at hand what is it supported by other
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arm and even know where this her left
arm is going but its Russian vogue in
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russia they don't like arms they like
floating hands Beyonce Beyonce right
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again with Russia I think at least I
don't know maybe not but glamour just
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really dark and her skin up in their
defense skin tone is a really difficult
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thing if they're taking a picture with
the camera and the camera gets the skin
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tone wrong it's really really
surprisingly difficult to fix that skin
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tone so maybe they just didn't know who
this was never like this but it's not
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the left one is much more proper if I'm
not mistaken either that or maybe
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between the See, i don't even know, I dont look at her that much
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Emma Watson got your hands around a
fallout boy looks like he's in a boy
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band you don't realize that this photo
exists because she's putting her arm
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around this person because she needs
support because she to like the other
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ones is legless! Where did the other leg go? shes just got one leg and she need to be
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supported and that's why she's got her
hand around this guy maybe their modeling
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clothes I don't know he seems to be
really trying to get out of those pants
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though keep him on buddy ok I'm there
right we have the Lady Gaga ladygaga
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she's in this dress she looks like a
normal human ok that that was a there
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was an overstatement without the hair
looks like a normal human body looks a
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little like frankenstein with the hair
but then you see the finished photo what
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has happened that's not a human at all
that that's not at all what you look
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like in that dress where her legs supposed to go?
how would you walk dresses like this
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kind of existed in the past but let's be
honest here in one leg through that
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unless you're super super skinny but
from this photo you can tell she's not
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super super skinny she's Guinea she's
healthy but the same
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yes this one this one is a classic this
one just recently happened as well you
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see this is this a Kardashian I dunno
prolly not and look at her feet right
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there too right feat now I don't know
about you but if I had to rate feet would
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be sitting is well I wouldn't be
standing because that become
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embarrassing to stand and fall over when
you have to right feet, like how does that even happen
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though maybe like one of her feet were
covered up and the Photoshop guy was
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like all just use your other foot but
then forgot to flip it or something
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Wow this one just made me laugh this one, was definitely never actually on shape magazine and if it was
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wow I think maybe just some random
person but it did make me laugh so I
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included you see how like her abs are not correctly perportioned
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her waist human form not at all
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this right here is the lead star of the
that TV show on TV called scandal ok
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Essence magazine thought hey it'd be
really cool if we could have a scandal
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on our own magazine so they made her
dress looks a game 1 part not so said he
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and the other part type setting up on
the left and on the right now so time
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finding someone else put WTF but
seriously though WTF what happened there
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and Brad and Angelina Jolie I know those
two because they always are famous for
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having so many kids do you can see in
the zoomed in part he's holding a kid
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hand that is not in the photo whose hand
is holding just grand kids on the street
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now either that or Photoshop fail as it
comes
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tricks tricks to get more kids that's
the directly translated title I'm sure
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of it
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you have everything Gilmore Girls
whoever was making WebMD didn't realize
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that Gilmore Girls is a really popular
show so they just took what they thought
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was some random woman's head and put it
on this person's body and they're like
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butter bing bada boom looks like we got
ourselves a magazine cover but you can
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clearly tell that that that her face was
photoshopped onto that body not even
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well there's no neck or something what
the space is too small to snack bigger
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head please
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something wrong with M&Ms
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something wrong with them they're like a
way to write the lake in shadow but
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they're still super way not to mention
that tattoo I don't think that tattoos
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real
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really have punisher tattoo on his chest
because if so I feel like if I were to
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get that I would immediately regret it
feel like I'm rooting for him right now
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to see those eyes that's the look of
regret after getting that tattoo just
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surpassed
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this one took me a while look and tell
me again you have to really fire your
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Photoshop artist because this one took
me awhile to get personalized looking
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down into the leg and I was like wow
that's a really long arms she's got
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there but maybe she's just getting its
fine but then I was like ok ok this
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girl's neck that's not a human neck
there are like ok this girl on the right
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she's a little short but make sure all
the Tar
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to give it this photo some good
composition and they're like and
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servicing whole body was raised her head
or neck as she won't mind Taylor swept
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in the left shot the natural Taylor
Swift and then you have in the right one
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this weird robot this is like the robot
that's going to take over the world it's
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gonna look like to sweat when you see
that you run to run for it man
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scary stuff
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more photoshopping faces Zooey
Deschanel yes I know that one only
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because my wife is obsessed with her
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Amanda really love Zooey Deschanel she's
always like she's so cute she's so funny!
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do to her face that's arguably not even
the same person doesn't even look anything like her
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besides the hair not even the same color eyes
or the same shape of lips or the same
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nose they like stretched out her nose and it
looks like my nose and that's not a
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compliment
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*Unitelligable Speech* has two belly
buttons just in he was birthed by two different women
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that's a twist for the enquirer
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more you can look down here and you
looked at her hip doesn't line up with
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her leg and that's curious so I'm
thinking what most likely happened
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the editor of the magazine looked at the
image and it was like too hip too hip
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and he was talking about her dress and
he was just saying that's too hip that's too cool
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maybe make her wear a different dress
with a Photoshop artist thought he was
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saying 02 hippie so remove some of her
hip and give it back to him and he was
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High five!
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Как оно? Меня зовут Matthias и добро пожаловать на
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20 фотошоп фейлов (спец. журнал выпуск)
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Это "рубрика", в которой я рассматриваю 20 отфотошопленных картинок
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и объясняю, что с ними не так
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и пытаюсь разобраться, что за? Что пошло не так на этих фотографиях?
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Почему они существуют?
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Что за история стоит за этим?
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Зачем? Зачем? Зачем?...
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Но сегодня всё немножечко по-другому
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Мы рассмотрим журнал-фотошоп фейлы.
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Всё, что вы увидите, было на обложках или внутри журналов.
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Другими словами, люди, которые совершают эти "фейлы" должны быть внимательнее, ибо это их работа.
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Чего?
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Если вам нравится такой формат и вы хотите видеть больше фотошоп фейлов,
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Поставьте этому видео лайк... Прямо сейчас.
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Т.к. это помогает мне понять, продолжать ли выпускать видео в таком духе
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Без этого, я типа "Ну, людям больше не нравится" и я просто прекращаю
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Так что! Начнём :)
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Девчуля на доске для сёрфинга.
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Кому может не понравится девчуля на доске для сёрфинга?
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Ну... Вероника Кей, Мне кажется, у тебя больше, чем одна нога.
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Мне кажется.
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Я не уверен, потому что не знаю, кто ты такая Вероника Кей.
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я ПРАКТИЧЕСКИ уверен, что у тебя больше, чем одна нога, ибо
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было бы достаточно сложно заниматься сёрфингом с одной ногой.
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Я видел, как люди без ног занимались сёрфингом и это впечатляюще
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Это навыки
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Но с одной ногой? Думаю, это было бы даже более впечатляюще.
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В любом случае, это фотошоп-фейл, у неё на самом деле две ноги.
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Как ты вообще можешь допустить ошибку вроде этой?
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Это просто странно
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и Stuff журнал тоже
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Подписывайтесь на Stuff(вещички) для того, что бы видеть всё подряд.
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Это чувак из Холм одного дерева? Неа. Не он...
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Бойзбэнд! Он из бойзбэнда.
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Неа. Не от туда...
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One Direction?
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Не, слишком много татух.
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Maroon 5! Оттуда, я вспомнил!
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Он весь такой типа:
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[Maroon 5 - Sugar]
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У него очень писклявый голос
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И этот писклявый голос, многие из вас могут и не знать,
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из-за очень узкой диафрагмы
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Вы можете увидеть это прямо тут
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Вся его грудь просто исчезает за её ногой
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Либо он очень-очень худенький, либо именно поэтому у него такой высокий голос!
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Вот почему! Мы разобрались!
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А также, ноги рандомной дамочки. Поздравляю, чувак, у тебя есть дамские ножки.
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TodaTeen Star, Джастин Бибер!
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Очевидно, это другой язык, так что, возможно, откуда бы этот журнал ни был
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Мужчины в этой стране носят макияж
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И их культура, возможно, полная противоположность нашей, ну знаете
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Типа у нас, когда у женщины нет макияжа, в журналах его добавляют, может, это противоположность
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Может, когда у мужчины нет макияжа, они его ему прифотошопливают
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И может, они смотрят на Джастина Бибера и типа "Что не так с этим парнем? Почему он без макияжа?
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Давайте просто наложим макияж на его лицо прямо тут и тогда всё будет хорошо" :)
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В любом случае, Джастин Бибер всё ещё выглядит лучше, чем я
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Отличненько.
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Элли! Эл..? Эм, я не знаю.
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Вместе с Кайли
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Почему тут всегда [переводчик не говорит на инопланетном]
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Кардашьян.. Кардашьян
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[Фильм Телеведущий: И снова здравствуйте]
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Почему я не могу произнести это слово?
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Почему тут всегда Кардашьян?
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В любом случае, я не думаю, что она одна из Кардашьян
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Я не могу произнести "Кардашьян" в предложении!
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Мне кажется, у меня только что получилось..
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В любом случае, это фотошоп фейл! Где её ступня?
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Где её ступня? Может она у неё вообще отсутсвует?
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Я думаю, эти фотошоперы.. (Я не знаю, как называются люди, которые фотошопят для журналов)
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Возможно, у них просто неприязнь к ногам
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Возможно они типа "Знаешь, че? Нахер ноги! Ненавижу их!"
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Возможно, это всего лишь один парень. Один парень без ноги, у которого неприязнь к ногам.
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И вы увидите, остальная часть фейлов, я гарантирую вам, там ещё больше безногих людей
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Может, это всего лишь один редактор, у которого нет ноги. Желаю тебе вернуть свою ногу.
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Сначала, я смотрел на это фото и думал "А что с этой не так? Вроде нормально выглядит."
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А потом я осознал... Её рука. Видите её руку?
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На чём она держится? Где остальная часть руки?
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Я даже не знаю, куда делась её левая рука.
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Чегоо?
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Это российский Vogue
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В России не любят руки, там любят летающие ладошки
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Оо, Бейонсе! Это ж Бейонсе, да?
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И опять - Россия!
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Ну, по крайней мере, я так думаю. Возможно и нет, не знаю.
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Но Glamour очень сильно затемнил её кожу.
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В их защиту могу сказать, что оттенок кожи очень запутанная штука.
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Если ты снимаешь на камеру и на фото выходит совсем другой оттенок кожи, исправить оттенок обратно на правильный очень трудно
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Может, они просто не знали, кто она такая и типа "Ну, мне кажется, такой должен быть оттенок?"
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Но нет, слева намного ближе к оригиналу, если я не ошибаюсь.
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Либо эта, либо между ними
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Видите, я даже не знаю
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Я не смотрю на неё так часто
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Оо, Эмма Уотсон обвила свою руку вокруг парня из Fall out boy
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Ну не знаю, выглядит он как из бойзбэнда.
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И ты ведь не осознаёшь, что это фото существует и она держится за этого парня, потому что ей нужна поддержка
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Потому что она, как и другие, безногая!
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Куда делась её нога?
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У неё всего лишь одна нога и ей нужна поддержка!
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Вот поэтому она и обвила свою руку вокруг этого парня.
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Возможно, они позируют в модельной одежде, не знаю
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А он, кстати, видимо, очень сильно хочет избавиться от этих штанов.
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Оставь их, приятель
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Окей, справа у нас Леди Гага, она в этом платье, выглядит, как нормальный человек
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Ну, ладно, это было преждевременно
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Без волос, она выглядит, как нормальный человек
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С волосами она немного на Франкенштейна похожа
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Но потом ты видишь законченное фото.
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Че произошло?
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Это вообще не человек. Она совсем не так в этом платье выглядит.
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А где ноги-то её?
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Как она ходит?
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Я знаю, что платья вроде этого существовали в прошлом,
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Но давайте по-чесноку, только одна нога бы смогла там поместиться.
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Ну разве только если ты не очень-очень худенькая
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Но по этому фото можно сказать, что она не очень-очень худенькая. Она просто худенькая и здоровая.
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Но эта вообще не
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Нуу да. Эта. Классика.
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Хотя и сняли её недавно
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Видите ли... Это че, Кардашьян?
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Я не знаю
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Скорее всего нет.
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И посмотрите на её ноги
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Прямо сюда. Две правые ноги.
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Не знаю на счёт вас, но если бы у меня были две правые ноги, я б тоже сидел, не стоял
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ибо было бы достаточно неловко стоять и упасть, потому что у тебя две правые ноги.
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Как это вообще получилось?
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Может, одна из её ног была прикрыта и редактор был типа "О, использую её другую ногу!"
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Но забыл отзеркалить её, или что-то типа того
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упс.
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Окей, эта заставила меня засмеяться.
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Она явно никогда не была в этом журнале
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Я гарантирую. А если и была, то вау.
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Я думаю, может это какой-то левый чувак сделал.
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Но смеяться меня это заставило, поэтому и включил её в список.
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Вы видите, что даже пресс какой-то непропорциональный
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Отсутсвует часть её талии
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Это не человеческая форма
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Вообще не
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Вот эта ведущая одного телешоу на... тв
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Которое называется "Скандал"
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Журнал Essence подумал "Хей, было бы зашибенно, если бы у нас тоже скандал был"
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в её собственном журнале, поэтому они сделали её платье немного обвисшем с одной стороны
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и не такое обвисшее с другой стороны
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Ну в общем ассиметричные
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Видите, я не единственный это понял, кто-то ещё написал тут "че за херь?"
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Но серьёзно. Че за херь? Че тут произошло?
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Посмотрите! Это Брэд и Анджелина Джолли!
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Я знаю их!
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Потому что они известны за то, что они очень много детей.
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И на этой приближенной части вы видите, что он держит ребёнка за руку
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Которого на фото даже нет!
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Чью руку он держит?
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Они что, теперь просто хватают детей с улиц?
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В любом случае, это фотошоп фейл.
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[название журнала] Видите, они проворачивают всё больше трюков (tricks), чтобы заполучить ещё больше детей!
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Это абсолютно точный перевод заголовка
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Я уверен :)
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Вы когда-нибудь смотрели Девочки Гилмор?
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Кто бы ни делал WebMD не осознавал, что Девочки Гилмор достаточно популярное шоу
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Так что они взяли, как они думали, рандомную женскую голову
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и прифотошопили её на тело другой женщины
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И они были типа "Зашибись! Похоже, у нас теперь есть классненькая обложка журнала!"
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Но можно спокойно сказать, что её лицо было прифотогопленно на это тело
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И причем даже не хорошо
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Там типа шеи нет или что?
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Что? И лицо у неё слишком маленькое!
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Дайте шею и бОльшее лицо, пжалста.
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Что-то не так с глазами Эминема
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Что-то не так
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Они типа слишком белые
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Вроде в тени, но всё равно очень белые
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И это тату.
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Не думаю, что это тату настоящее.
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У Эминема, что, действительно есть тату Карателя [персонаж Марвел] на груди?
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Потому что если это так, мне кажется, если бы оно было у меня я бы сразу же пожалел об этом.
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Мне кажется, я жалею о его лбе сейчас. Видите эти глаза?
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Это взгляд сожаления после того, как он сделал это тату
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Просто очень разозлён.
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Эта заняла у меня... Посмотрите, это ELLE опять!
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Вам, ребят, серьёзно нужно уволить редактора фото.
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Эта заняла у меня время. Сначала я посмотрел вниз на ноги. И я был типа "вау это действительно очень длинная рука"
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Но может она просто худенькая, это норма
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Но потом типа "Окей, шея этой девушки"
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Это не человеческая шея.
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они были типа "Окей, девушка справа немножко низкая, давайте сделаем её немного выше, чтобы у фото была отличная композиция."
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Не будем поднимать её тело, давайте поднимем голову!
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Немного длинная шея, она не будет возражать.
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Тейлор Свифт!
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Посмотрите на неё!
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Посмотрите на ней на левом снимке
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Настоящая Тейлор Свифт
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А на правом песецки странный робот
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Типа робот, который собирается поработить весь мир
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будет выглядеть как Тейлор Свифт
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Когда увидишь это - Беги, беги подальше, чувак
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Страшненько :(
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Больше отфотошопленных лиц!
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Зоуи Дешанель! Да я знаю её, только потому что моя жена без ума от неё.
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Аманда действительно очень любит Зои, она всегда типа "Ааа, как мило, она такая весёлая!"
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Но это... Что они сделали с её лицом!?
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Это ж вообще не один и тот же человек, они выглядят совершенно по-разному, только волосы те же
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Даже глаза не одинакового цвета.
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и форма губ и носа, они удлинили её нос и теперь он выглядит как мой
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И это не комплимент :)
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[Gary Jules – Mad World]
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Леди Гага, опять ты со своей талией
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Для начала, это вообще очень странная поза
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оч странная
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Упс, у Хуана Камильо Донадоо!! два пупка!
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Он родился от двух разных женщин!
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Воу, вот поворот, да?
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Деми Мур. Посмотрите сюда и увидите, что её бедро не состыкуется с её ногой.
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Это любопытно. Я думаю, вот что скорее всего случилось
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Редактор журнала посмотрел на фото и типа "слишком много бедра, слишком" (слишком по-хиппстерски)
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И говорил он о её платье и имел в виду, что оно слишком классное
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Заставьте надеть её другое.
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Но фотошопер подумал, "О, слишком много бедра!"
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И поэтому удалил немножечко от её бедра.
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А когда отдал обложку редактору он был типа "Че с тобой не так?"
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[Тут он говорит о прошлом видео и просит подписаться]
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[Перевела Баландина Лидия, всем peace :з]