Before And After Photoshop: Models

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what's up everyone today we're gonna do

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before and after Photoshop models that's

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a mouthful so is what those models often

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take in their mouth to get in these

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photo shoots I don't know that's just

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speculation shut up I'm guessing you won

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the right is before what pasty ass bitch

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obviously they thought her tits weren't

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big enough and she wasn't wearing enough

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paint on her face other than that you're

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good boo I don't know on the left her

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belly is kind of caving in myself

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hey come on lady maybe replace some of

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your foods with vegetables is

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life-saving advice bitches yeah looks

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like Photoshop is just making you look

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less dead go on the left we see a real

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body on on the right we see Alli only

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see on such a hero showing women what if

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frog those billboards are and that they

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shouldn't be ashamed of their own bodies

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ha ha look at this bad bitch wait did

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you just call me a hero ha ha you're not

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supposed to make him look digital

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because what you did he looks like a

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fucking video game character

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I like this Photoshop Thanks with a side

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boob bitch and I had to censor out oops

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weird it's like backwards Photoshop this

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time you look more dead holes you need

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more booty bitch I don't know big

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booties are kind of intimidating I guess

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on point your pecker can't even reach in

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there anymore so that's what Ashton

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Kutcher for some reason had sex with I

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guess they thought this guy wasn't black

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enough it basically looks like you

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turned the Silver Surfer

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evany it's awkward because at first I

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thought she was mentally retarded her

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eyes look like her crush which is a sad

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condition I would wish on no one so

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that's what she really looks like her

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nutsack chin and all who the fuck is

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that post crack Britney Spears that was

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a shit little Photoshop he's wrinkly

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bitch I thought Photoshop that's an

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Instagram filter okay so before I didn't

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want to tap that and now I don't want to

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tap that you remind me of people who go

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to church men are simple if you see a

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fat one you can just assume he's not

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pregnant that's not Photoshop that's

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selling your soul is safe yeah I'd say

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that's an improvement where'd you go

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down to local Taco Bell order yourself a

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couple burritos Cerritos look good on

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you bitch so they made you look less

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wide for some crazy reason let that

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nutsack looking shadow under your

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bellybutton

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Oh Quan Chi if only you didn't have that

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double change my god Megan Fox is human

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too before you look like you want to eat

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my soul and after you look like you want

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to eat the guy next to me soul

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improvements to all the below average

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looking women watching this it looks

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like you can be a model I mean with

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Photoshop why do they even pay models

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anymore he arranged their face however

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you want and then tell me the fuck out

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oh that's not nice attached proud

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jealous mothers

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and you know Redux every place you'll go

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emotion something that don't show what

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your okey he's a pro you should really

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give up though he's defeated every phone

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call that sounds mediocre but required

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more effort than you assume girl this

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pre Photoshop y'all just keep being

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y'all